Hotel Uterus

Saturday, May 09, 2009

The Quotable Ale:

"Hey Mom," (shouted from the bathroom)
"What Ale?"
"Why do butts push out pooh?"
"I don't know Ale. Because God made us that way I guess."
"Oh."

2 comments:

Barbara said...

A charming biologist in the making!

PB said...

Through peristaltic actions stimulated by the gastrocolic reflex, the large intestines begin rhythmic contractions to evacuate the bowel thus permitting more space for additional "waste" to accumulate after subsequent ingestion of food. It is a marvel of our createdness indeed.